A 31-year-old man reported Monday that someone stole his Polaris XLT snowmobile overnight from his driveway in the 10000 block of St. Croix Trail North. The snowmobile had been secured with a chain lock, which was cut.
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f*&#ing vermin,
Talk about a dumb thief! He stole a Polaris! 
Seriously though, that sucks. Hopefully he had insurance and not too many mods on it. Assclown thieves need to be caught and strung up by the family jewels.
Seriously though, that sucks. Hopefully he had insurance and not too many mods on it. Assclown thieves need to be caught and strung up by the family jewels.
[quote=Scooter Magavin,Apr 11 2006, 09:19 PM]
Talk about a dumb thief! He stole a Polaris!
Assclown thieves need to be caught and strung up by the family jewels.
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C-mon now where's your compassion? The thief has probably never had a father in their life, society has abandoned them, and it's everyones fault but theirs. You have to ask yourself "What would Wellstone do?" Personally I know what I'd do if I'd caught someone stealing my sled. I'd string them up by their toes and beat the living hell out of them with a baseball bat. (Kinda like a home run derby)
Talk about a dumb thief! He stole a Polaris!
Assclown thieves need to be caught and strung up by the family jewels.
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C-mon now where's your compassion? The thief has probably never had a father in their life, society has abandoned them, and it's everyones fault but theirs. You have to ask yourself "What would Wellstone do?" Personally I know what I'd do if I'd caught someone stealing my sled. I'd string them up by their toes and beat the living hell out of them with a baseball bat. (Kinda like a home run derby)
QUOTE(MXZRIDR @ Apr 12 2006, 07:42 AM)
I'd string them up by their toes and beat the living hell out of them with a baseball bat. (Kinda like a home run derby)
Or lika a Piņata (minus the candy)! :lol2:
QUOTE(summett @ Apr 12 2006, 12:19 PM)
Or lika a Piņata (minus the candy)! :lol2:
My thoughts exactly :div20:
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