This guy goes into a pharmacy and asks the clerk to get the strongest viagra made. He say's " what for " and the man says "I just met 3 chicks that all want to have sex with me at the same time". The clerk goes into a safe and pulls out a bottle. He say's "These are XXX Viagra. 6 hours a piece" The guy takes them and leaves. He comes back in the next day, limping, Blue balled and has skin hanging from his dick. He then asks the clerk for some Ben Gay. The clerk say's
You can't put Ben Gay on that! The man then say's, " It's for my arms. The bitches never showed up"