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A guy is sitting next to a young female executive on a plane headed from Fresno to Houston. About 2 hours into the flight, the gentlemen sneezes and then removes a Handkerchief from his pocket, and removes his manly parts
from his pants and uses the hanky to wipe off his "William".

The lady only caught this with her Peripheral vision and didn't believe what she though she saw until 10 minutes later, he sneezed again and repeated the process. She sat there stunned into silence.

Well... after 2 more sneezing episodes, she could not take it any longer so she confronted the gentleman about this...

to which he explained......

"Ma'am, I have a rare condition where when I sneeze I uncontrollably have an orga$m... I just can't help it"

Of course she felt terrible for going off on a man with a medical condition regardless of how embarrassing it might be... so she sympathetically asks him.... "What are you taking for this condition?"

his response..........
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"Pepper"
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