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bornsilly9
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> > I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would
not
> > allow
> >
> >> me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY"
> >>>then he would tell me to take a few days off.
> >>>So I hung upside down from the ceiling and made funny noises. My
> >>>co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told her that I
was
> >>>pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was
"CRAZY"
> >>>and give me a few days off.
> >>>A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are
you
> >>>doing ?"
> >>>I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out.
Go
> >>>home and recuperate for a couple of days". I jumped down and walked
out
> >>>of the office. When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss
asked
> >>>her ...And where do you think you're going?" ( You're gonna love
> >>>this..... )
> >>>She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"
> >>>

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>
>
> > I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would
not
> > allow
> >
> >> me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY"
> >>>then he would tell me to take a few days off.
> >>>So I hung upside down from the ceiling and made funny noises. My
> >>>co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told her that I
was
> >>>pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was
"CRAZY"
> >>>and give me a few days off.
> >>>A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are
you
> >>>doing ?"
> >>>I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out.
Go
> >>>home and recuperate for a couple of days". I jumped down and walked
out
> >>>of the office. When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss
asked
> >>>her ...And where do you think you're going?" ( You're gonna love
> >>>this..... )
> >>>She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"
> >>>
thibert0
Good one.
thesweeper09
werent those already posted on here?
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