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The Devoted Wife

Posted 05-07-2005 at 08:57 AM by (Nick's Blog)

A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. Now he had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to his senses, he motioned for her to come near him.
As she sat by him, he said, ''''You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house,...
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I'm fukkin bored

Posted 05-04-2005 at 05:10 PM by (Nick's Blog)

I hate summer. even thought the spring hasn't even started. The begining of April we had 80* temps and for the last week it's been 40 WTF! I'd like to plant some shit and have the hubby fertilize (NO not fertilize me, you perverts!) the grass. It's just too fukkin cold to do anything outside yet. Sometimes I just stand in the middle of the room thinking "what the fuck should I do?" I suppose I could do another load of laundry but, I could always do it tomorrow too....
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Church

Posted 05-02-2005 at 03:01 PM by (Nick's Blog)

One Sunday morning, a little girl and her mother go to church. Halfway through, the little girl tells her mother she's going to be sick. Her mother tells her to go in the bushes behind the church. The girl leaves and comes back after about five minutes. Her mother asks her if she threw up.
''Yes," the girl says. "But I didn't have to go all the way 'round the back. There was a box near the front door that said 'For the Sick.'''
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Safe Elephant Sex

Posted 04-30-2005 at 11:44 PM by (Nick's Blog)

How can you tell that elephants have been doing it in your garage?
All your Hefty Bags are missing.
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Blonde in a boat.

Posted 04-30-2005 at 11:35 PM by (Nick's Blog)

There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field. She was in a boat rowing, with no water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt&#33;” [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/11doh.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/11doh.gif[/img]...
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