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Old 04-06-2011, 02:32 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him The first said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome.
> They were even after the first two holes. The second guy said, "We're about evenly matched, how about playing for five bucks a hole?" The first guy said that he wasn't much for betting, but agreed to the terms.
> The second guy won the remaining sixteen holes with ease.
> As they were walking off number eighteen, the second guy was busy counting his $80.00. He confessed that he was the pro at a neighboring course and liked to pick on suckers.
> The first fellow then revealed that he was the Parish Priest.
> The pro was flustered and apologetic, offering to return the money. The Priest said, "You won fair and square and I was foolish to bet with you. You keep your winnings."
> The pro said, "Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"
> The Priest said, "Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday and make a donation.
> And, if you want to bring your mother and father along, I'll marry them.
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