A Polite Way to Call Someone a Bastard...

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A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him The first said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome.
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> They were even after the first two holes. The second guy said, "We're about evenly matched, how about playing for five bucks a hole?" The first guy said that he wasn't much for betting, but agreed to the terms.
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> The second guy won the remaining sixteen holes with ease.
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> As they were walking off number eighteen, the second guy was busy counting his $80.00. He confessed that he was the pro at a neighboring course and liked to pick on suckers.
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> The first fellow then revealed that he was the Parish Priest.
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> The pro was flustered and apologetic, offering to return the money. The Priest said, "You won fair and square and I was foolish to bet with you. You keep your winnings."
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> The pro said, "Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"
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> The Priest said, "Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday and make a donation.
> And, if you want to bring your mother and father along, I'll marry them.

[C-notesnopro]

Lol