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Old 03-08-2011, 09:36 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default So, a pirate walked into a bar .....

A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."

"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."

"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

"Well," said the pirate, "We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."

The bartender replied, "Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"

The pirate explained, "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I'm fine, really."

"What about that eye patch?"

"Oh," said the pirate, "One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them shit in my eye."

"You're kidding," said the bartender. "You couldn't lose an eye just from bird shit."

"It was my first day with the hook."

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Well mine is not entirely stock....I was told by a wise man once. There are two types of racers....."cheaters and losers"
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Really? I thought it was a site where we talk about jacking it into a cup
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Don't use paper, they have to cut down trees to make paper cups!

Don't use plastic, they destroy the ozone layer and kill polar bears and the great South American Underwater BasketWeaver Birds!

Just don't 'jack it' anymore ok.....
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Old 03-22-2011, 09:46 PM   #4 (permalink)
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