So, a pirate walked into a bar .....

Pongo · 03-08-2011, 09:36 AM

A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."

"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."

"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

"Well," said the pirate, "We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."

The bartender replied, "Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"

The pirate explained, "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I'm fine, really."

"What about that eye patch?"

"Oh," said the pirate, "One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them shit in my eye."

"You're kidding," said the bartender. "You couldn't lose an eye just from bird shit."

"It was my first day with the hook."

yellowdemon327 · 03-08-2011, 12:45 PM

#12. · 03-22-2011, 09:42 PM

HAHAHA

Badger · 03-22-2011, 09:46 PM

morkolo · 03-24-2011, 07:48 PM

Hahahaha!!!

cire · 03-24-2011, 07:50 PM

03-08-2011, 09:36 AM	#1 (permalink)
Pongo Super Advanced Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 350 Current Sled(s): Black Previous Sled(s): Turquoise. Oh and a Red one. Location: Winterpeg, Mani-snow-ba Favorite Riding Area: Spruce Woods Provincial Goat 11-12 Mileage: ~300 km 10-11 Mileage: ~1,000 km Age: 48 Riding Since: '99	So, a pirate walked into a bar ..... A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible." "What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine." "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before." "Well," said the pirate, "We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now." The bartender replied, "Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?" The pirate explained, "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I'm fine, really." "What about that eye patch?" "Oh," said the pirate, "One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them shit in my eye." "You're kidding," said the bartender. "You couldn't lose an eye just from bird shit." "It was my first day with the hook."

03-22-2011, 09:46 PM	#4 (permalink)
Badger Super Advanced Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 5,861 Current Sled(s): Blue and Red Previous Sled(s): Black Blog Entries: 1	__________________ Marry the woman that tells your friends to shut up when the game is back on.

03-22-2011, 09:42 PM	#3 (permalink)
#12. Super Advanced Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,214 Current Sled(s): 02.5 ZR9 IMP./1056 boosted	HAHAHA

03-24-2011, 07:48 PM	#5 (permalink)
morkolo Super Advanced Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 122	Hahahaha!!!

03-24-2011, 07:50 PM	#6 (permalink)
cire Super Advanced Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,162 Current Sled(s): 10 Nytro XTX 06 Crossfire 7 Previous Sled(s): 07 Attak Location: South Lyon MI Favorite Riding Area: northern lower 10-11 Mileage: 1500 Riding Since: 1969 Blog Entries: 2

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